A Little Scarecrow Bathroom Humor Anyone?

• a. An ornithologist's personal flotation device.
  b. Something I'd have bought if not for the inflated price tag.
  c. A Crow that ate one too many trash bags.
  d. Something to protect inflatable vegetables.
  e. An omen of impending deflation.
  f. A popular item at Raven raves, and bachelor parties.